I first knew about this film quite a while ago but I never thought of watching it because A) it is too damn long and B) Robert De Niro is dubbed. BUT…. I recently saw some posts of this film of tumblr and was extremely interested and thought “well, it's like over 5 hours but I guess I’ll watch like 30 minutes every day for like a week maybe” and decided to do that. This film is actually SO DAMN GOOD. Throughout the first 2 and a half hours, it didn’t bore me one bit (well, it’s only half way but.. lol) This is my first time seeing Gérard Depardieu on screen but man, he’s so damn young. He looks so different. One has no idea how that young man turned into how he is now (not meaning it in any way) I would love to watch a film with him after this. Well, ok, while I was viewing a film, there was a particular scene where I just COMPLETELY LOST IT. And this is what I typed while watching it: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK NO NO NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKKKK OMG NO NO NO THIS CAN’T BE REAL THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING SHITTTTTTT FUCKKKKKKK OMFG I CAN’T. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THAT. NO. NO. BOBBY.WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. SHIT, MAN. YOU JUST LITERALLY GRABBED GÉRARD DEPARDIEU'S DICK. (That was my reaction when the threesome scene was on screen hahahahaha I sound crazy af. But that was what I seriously thought folks.) Don't ask me why I took a screenshot of this. I don't even know why (man this scene would look SO DIFFERENT if the women wasn't there hahahaha) How the hell did I not know about this. I didn’t even know a full frontal nudity scene with Robert De Niro existed (and that graphic… shit. That was like soft core porno.) Is there any other films where he is nude? (what am I asking hahahaha) I actually can’t look at Bobby the same way anymore. What the hell was that. I need to watch some other Robert De Niro film after this to refresh my mind (lol) Man I just went on this film's Wikipedia page and: WHAT HAHAHA. I WISH. But no, it says "who are shown either side of an actress" after it (and it was so) What kind of a film would it have been if this was ... "Features an explicit sex scene between De Niro and Depardieu" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Guess I'll just need to use my imagination for that. I'm still waiting for a gay themed film to be realised in major cinemas (I mean, there was Brokeback Mountain, now what?) My favourite scene in part Ⅰ was obviously: MY PREDICTIONS FOR PART TWO: I would love for this film to continue on focusing around the friendship between Alfredo and Olmo but I have a strong feeling that they are going to start hating each other very soon and I dunno, kill each other at the end or something. (It’s typical that a film about two friends who lives in totally different environments ends up hating each other and starts killing each other or something right?) I predict that since Alfredo is an asshole (yeah sorry but you are) Olmo will start hating him and he will tell Alfredo to change but Alfredo will be like no and they will like, fist fight and from that day they will not meet for like … 30 years. And they meet again in the most unexpected way possible and.. I dunno what happens after that but, I’m pretty certain they will hate each other and not meet for a while.
Overall I loved most things about part Ⅰ. I really enjoyed both De Niro and Depardieu’s performances and I like both characters (but I have no feelings towards the female characters -_- ) I really hope I can finish this film! Comments are closed.
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